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*** Tuesdays yucks and chuckles
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*** Tuesdays yucks and chuckles  . Do we need a reason to be funny, make our friends and ourselves have just a little laugh? We are approaching the end of the year, so let it all hang out and share something funny that happened this year, or just a joke.         |
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“A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”
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“A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriates his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”  [image]
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Happy Tuesday to you too Pal.. We can always use a good joke can't we.. hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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This one was funny I got while on vacation that made me laugh too.. hugsss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Pal...lmao.. good ones today..have a great day..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Happy Tuesday to you too Pal.. We can always use a good joke can't we.. hugsssssss V [image]
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This one was funny I got while on vacation that made me laugh too.. hugsss V  [image]
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Pal...lmao.. good ones today..have a great day..[image]
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I hope that you enjoy this one. [image]
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I am always up for a few laughs Pal hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I am always up for a few laughs Pal hugsssssssssss V [image]
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I can always use the laugh Pal.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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here is another one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Lots of funnies here.. Here is another one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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A few more Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more .... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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adding a few more .. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more.. funnies.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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found another one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more ... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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having a look over what else I had.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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more... Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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still finding more Pal Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Onto the next one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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so many out there.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I am always up for a few laughs Pal hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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another one.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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adding a few more ..
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I can always use the laugh Pal.. [image]
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Lots of funnies here.. Here is another one.. [image]
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Some really good one Pal you have .. hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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One more for fun! A sailor joke. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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funnies have to love them.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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having a look over what else I had.. [image]
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more... [image]
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still finding more Pal [image]
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Onto the next one.. [image]
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so many out there.. [image]
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Boy you have some really good one Pal posting back to us.. ha ha .. hugsss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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[image] 1. She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo. 2. She considers chocolate a major FDA food group. 3. You ask her what time it is, and she replies, "What do you mean I look fat?!" 4. She makes you sleep on the couch because all the potato chips and cheese doodles have taken up your side of the bed. 5. She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
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[image] A: Don't make me cum in there. Q: What do you call an endowed puppet? A: Well strung. Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
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I think you will like this one An army sergeant walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best call girl they have for him. Sgt Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute waiting for him on the bed. He says, "My name is Sgt Dick, been in the army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. Immediately his penis becomes instantly erect! The prostitute is in awe and asks how he can do it. The Sgt Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the army thirty years and I have total control over my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE." His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over what she saw and asks him to make it hard then soft then hard again. She asks him again how he does it. The Sgt Major shouts, "I have already told you honey, I have been in the army thirty years, and I am master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. His penis goes instantly hard. Then he gives the following command, "DICK- AT EASE!" The Sgt Major looks down and is amazed to see his penis is fully erect. The Sgt Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK-AT EASE!" No luck. His penis is still hard. He yells "God Dammit!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
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funnies have to love them.. [image]
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That one is so funny, thanks [image]
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Boy you have some really good one Pal posting back to us.. ha ha .. hugsss V [image]
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How A Man Can Tell If A Woman Has PMS 1. She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo. 2. She considers chocolate a major FDA food group. 3. You ask her what time it is, and she replies, "What do you mean I look fat?!" 4. She makes you sleep on the couch because all the potato chips and cheese doodles have taken up your side of the bed. 5. She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom. [image]
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Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make me cum in there. Q: What do you call an endowed puppet? A: Well strung. Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. [image]
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I think you will like this one An army sergeant walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best call girl they have for him. Sgt Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute waiting for him on the bed. He says, "My name is Sgt Dick, been in the army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. Immediately his penis becomes instantly erect! The prostitute is in awe and asks how he can do it. The Sgt Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the army thirty years and I have total control over my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE." His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over what she saw and asks him to make it hard then soft then hard again. She asks him again how he does it. The Sgt Major shouts, "I have already told you honey, I have been in the army thirty years, and I am master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-SHUN. His penis goes instantly hard. Then he gives the following command, "DICK- AT EASE!" The Sgt Major looks down and is amazed to see his penis is fully erect. The Sgt Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK-AT EASE!" No luck. His penis is still hard. He yells "God Dammit!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!" [image]
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GM Pal here is another one.. hugssssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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GM Pal here is another one.. hugssssssssssss V A: Bicycle petals! Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it's too tired! Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
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I almost peed myself wit this one One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"
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GM Pal here is another one.. hugssssssssssss V [image]
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? A: Bicycle petals! Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it's too tired! Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? A: She has a pumpkin for a coach! [image]
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I almost peed myself wit this one One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!" [image]
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Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR. Q: What's the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart! Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. Q: Why don't little girls fart? A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married. Q: What is the Definition of bravery? A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
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Always love funnies ..Pal. hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Q: What do you call a person that doesn't fart in public? A: a PRIVATE TUTOR. Q: What's the definition of bravery? A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart! Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane? A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear. Q: Why don't little girls fart? A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married. Q: What is the Definition of bravery? A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart. [image]
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Always love funnies ..Pal. hugsssssss V [image]
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My wife arrived home blazing drunk at 6.30am after a night out with the girls. She collapsed on the bed with her high heels on and skirt hitched up exposing her fanny. Although furious I was still slightly turned on and decided to help myself to her limp body. Just as I was about to cum I said "You like that little bitch?" Opening one eye she slurred "It's not as good as the one an hour ago"
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My wife arrived home blazing drunk at 6.30am after a night out with the girls. She collapsed on the bed with her high heels on and skirt hitched up exposing her fanny. Although furious I was still slightly turned on and decided to help myself to her limp body. Just as I was about to cum I said "You like that little bitch?" Opening one eye she slurred "It's not as good as the one an hour ago" [image]
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!" The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand!
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!" The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" [image]
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Definition of pornography: Reading material to be held in *one* hand! [image]
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A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
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A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole. Know why men are so smart and women talk too much? 'Cause men have two heads, whereas women have two sets of lips.
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Happy Thursday to you Pal hugsssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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HiYa Pal. I don't have anything to share. I love what simple wrote above.
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A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!" . I guy needs to keep track of his stuff when in Doctors office[image]
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A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole. Know why men are so smart and women talk too much? 'Cause men have two heads, whereas women have two sets of lips. [image]
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Happy Thursday to you Pal hugsssssssss V [image]
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An old man walks into a bar, An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.” The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?” The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”
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Man and wife in heaven.... A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?" she asked. "Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E." St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is her husband. "What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?" Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?" "Not yet," she replied, "You must spell a word first." "What word?" he asked. The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia."
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HiYa Pal. I don't have anything to share. I love what simple wrote above. [image]
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An old man walks into a bar, An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.” The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?” The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!” [image]
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Man and wife in heaven.... A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?" she asked. "Any word," answered St. Peter. "It's your choice." The woman promptly replied, "Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E." St. Peter welcomed her in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter's chair when a man approaches the gates, and she realizes it is her husband. "What happened?" she cried, "Why are you here?" Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, "I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in an accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?" "Not yet," she replied, "You must spell a word first." "What word?" he asked. The woman responded, "Czechoslovakia." [image]
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My mate and I were sitting in a pub when he asked me: "So what do you prefer anal sex or oral sex?" "Easy one," I replied. "Anal sex all the way. I do it all time." "Okay, then how about this: Anal sex or vaginal sex?" "Vaginal sex?" I snickered. "I don't have a vagina."
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Two people have sex is called a twosome... Three people have sex is called a threesome... Four people have sex is called a foursome... .....now I know why they call me handsome
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I saw your post about baking today, thought you would like these one Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
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My mate and I were sitting in a pub when he asked me: "So what do you prefer anal sex or oral sex?" "Easy one," I replied. "Anal sex all the way. I do it all time." "Okay, then how about this: Anal sex or vaginal sex?" "Vaginal sex?" I snickered. "I don't have a vagina." [image]
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Two people have sex is called a twosome... Three people have sex is called a threesome... Four people have sex is called a foursome... .....now I know why they call me handsome [image]
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I saw your post about baking today, thought you would like these one Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? [image]
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Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs? A: Word of mouth. ///////////
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Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's just like a French kiss, but you do it "down-under."
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Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs? A: Word of mouth. /////////// [image]
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Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's just like a French kiss, but you do it "down-under." [image]
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Douche:Hey girl wanna suck my dick Girl:sorry my mum told me to not put small objects in my mouth
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Two people have sex is called a twosome... Three people have sex is called a threesome... Four people have sex is called a foursome... .....now I know why they call me handsome Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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lol Simple you have some good jokes too ty for sharing hugsssssss V A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" [image]
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Douche:Hey girl wanna suck my dick Girl:sorry my mum told me to not put small objects in my mouth Shut him down[image]
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lol Simple you have some good jokes too ty for sharing hugsssssss V [image]
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Thank you, I am having fun with this A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms. [image]
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Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: You’re my breast friend. Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.
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Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts." [image]
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: You’re my breast friend. Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? A: Her boobs were too big for B shells. [image]
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Fellatio, irrumatio, cunnilingus. Oral sex - what a mouthful.
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I feel for Michael Douglas thinking he got cancer through cunnilingus. I'll never forget the time I thought it had given me a nosebleed.
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Fellatio, irrumatio, cunnilingus. Oral sex - what a mouthful. [image]
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I feel for Michael Douglas thinking he got cancer through cunnilingus. I'll never forget the time I thought it had given me a nosebleed. [image]
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." [image]
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” [image]
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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'' ''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''
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Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?'' ''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.'' [image]
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Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. [image]
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