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Baby Powder My friend NaughtyInSO suggested I use my new picture as my profile photo, and trusting in her aesthetic taste, I’ve done it. She claimed I looked philosophical. joisygirl invoked Hippocrates, but I thought that made me sound fat. [blog Darling_Annette] joined in, making it sort of a Greek chorus. mcmaniac admired my new photo. I was confused at first because he said it was a Greek bust and my spirits were flattened… but he made a reference to baby powder and a little light clicked on. So I ended up flattered. We’ve been friends for quite a while but apparently he’s ready to take it to the next level. So I went for the baby powder. The site does not appear to approve of the photo with the same enthusiasm as Mac, since I can’t upload it as a profile photo. They did consent to allow it as an “other”, probably suspecting that it’s been Photoshopped. It’s just Johnson and Johnsoned, people. The OTHER Johnson, the baby powder! I can’t manage to get the other Johnson anywhere near my face. No matter how old a gets he can always manage to lick his Johnson, but even thinking about it makes my back scream in agony. I’ve seen photos of human males performing the act and it’s NOT like a train wreck- I’ve not only always been able to look away, but did it in a hurry. Young have an urge to put anything they find right in their mouths, but I don’t think I could have done it as a three year old even if it had occurred to me. I had never heard of masturbation at that age, let alone jelqing, and self fellatio was light years from my ken. I don’t even want to see a beautiful woman performing cunnilingus on herself. There’s a point where a thing is just grotesque, too unnatural to be more than a curiosity and not at all arousing, like Mick Jagger. You see that kind of thing in porn all the time- awkward positions that allow for close and clinical observation of penetration, insertion and thrusting but are likely to injure at least one if not both participants. I even worry that the camera operator will get hurt. Don’t try this at home, . This post is just the kind of thing that can happen if you contemplate an ancient marble bust for too long. Don’t try this at home either, . I have years of experience and hours of practice at bullshit and I’m something of a pro. Always call before you dig, and wear eye protection. Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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, the main profile pic, looks like Jeremy Corbyn ( Opposition leader in the UK) the second pic, Willie Nelson
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, the main profile pic, looks like Jeremy Corbyn ( Opposition leader in the UK) the second pic, Willie Nelson Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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This isn't the first time it's been suggested that I need a bib. (It does have rather a Solomon the Wise look to it, doesn't it? I would have suggested John the Baptist but he came to a quite unpleasant end, didn't he? We don't want that!) Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you Lala. I do look ancient! But I have many goats. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks, Cinn! I miss the hat too- it's cold here! And I can't find my comments anywhere. I'm still looking for the Green Hornet. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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The truth has been out for a while now. This blog is no place for dignity. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You are a Greek god - Damnation to whatever the goats and sheep say. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Oh, I forgot . . . Baby Powder my ass When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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You are a Greek god - Damnation to whatever the goats and sheep say. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Oh, I forgot . . . Baby Powder my ass Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Your new profile pic and this 'powdered' version of it reveal your true persona - regal (thank you, Lala!) philosopher. Your blog and your comments reveal your true nature - witty, foulmouthed smartass. And I adore you! Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Your new profile pic and this 'powdered' version of it reveal your true persona - regal (thank you, Lala!) philosopher. Your blog and your comments reveal your true nature - witty, foulmouthed smartass. And I adore you! Ваше обожание возвращенные десятикратные Баба zlota! (I hope to Christ that says what I think it does. I did NOT mean to tell you that you have the breasts of the smallest yak.) Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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And just what are you gonna do with half a goat? Maybe I don't want to know.............yes I do! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Cool.... now where are we to build your temple? Vive La Difference
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Thank you young Lady! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You do look like a Greek god KZ.. Love the new profile pic hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Cool.... now where are we to build your temple? I'm already worn out from all these preparations. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You do look like a Greek god KZ.. Love the new profile pic hugsssssss V Who the fuck wants to be just a country boy? To hell with that! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I don't know kzoo, there is kind of a Greek feel to your profile pic. But I'm feeling more of a strong Willy Nelson vibe. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I don't know kzoo, there is kind of a Greek feel to your profile pic. But I'm feeling more of a strong Willy Nelson vibe. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Everyone is talking about your most excellent pics. But you had me thinking about the oroboros. Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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This is very much the bust of a gadfly philosopher... how true to you! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Everyone is talking about your most excellent pics. But you had me thinking about the oroboros. My brain really does work mostly in free association mode, and that's where it took me as soon as I read Johnson and Johnson on that squeeze bottle of powder. First thing to pop in there was a double dicked guy...if you could make like ouroboros and self fellate, and you had two dicks, would you alternate between dicks or finish one and then move to the other? Maybe try to cram them both in at once? Anyway, I didn't want to get too complicated or give anyone a headache lying awake at night wrestling with these questions, so I kept it simple. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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This is very much the bust of a gadfly philosopher... how true to you! I should have done it up right and worn a brassiere. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You are hilarious. I really enjoyed your post. Here I thought you were a Svengali and all along you're a deity, a greek god. I should have known. I take back Hippocrates. I do believe Himeros is more accurate. Himeros is the god of sexual desire. Like his brother Eros, he is often seen wielding a bow and arrow. However, unlike the main son, he uses these weapons to induce his targets with strong lustful urges. Not much else is known about him. Funny you should mention young children, boys and their fascination with their willies. My grandson has always been giving his a yank whenever it is exposed. He likes to run around naked and does get erections. The other day he was yanking on it, stretching it and saying bigger, bigger! So little boys do masturbate in a way and they certainly are inclined to jelqing. I think it's programmed in you guys from birth. He's also just reached a milestone, his foreskin has retracted for the first time. My daughter was just telling me today when she noticed and thought,"what's that!", recognizing it and acknowledging with a sigh of relief, "oh good, he's normal". If you girls had an appendage, you'd be touching it too. PD says her son discovered his and didn't let loose of it for two years. And whenever he gets smart with her, she tells that story. Those early erections aren't really good for much. It's not as if we needed practice. They just happened- there's no arousal involved, as near as I can recall. I think it would be a good thing if we could put the unused erections in a bank, and do a withdrawal later in life when we really have need of one. You can cock a rifle with a cartridge loaded in the chamber, but as long as you don't pull the trigger, you can still lock, load and shoot that same cartridge later. I still have plenty of ammunition, my powder's dry and this place is a target rich environment. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Fantastic dust job! You are a God, a Greek God!!! I founds your bust! You must have been Thucydides in a past life! This bust just needs a pair of shades. [image] Thanks, Mac! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What the hell is wrong with women today? All right, all right, take all the goats you want. I still have the sheep. Peace? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Aw, thank you Kinky. [blog ethicalslutMissy] started it, with her Profile Photo Challenge. I haven't changed pics in a while. I had got used to the Cat in the Hat. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Fantastic dust job! You are a God, a Greek God!!! I founds your bust! You must have been Thucydides in a past life! This bust just needs a pair of shades. [image] When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I only did the one HNW parody, and that scared enough people. Nobody wants to see my old ass naked. My pic was only a little over a year old, but my hair's about six inches longer, so I figured what the hell. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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And a black hat, don't forget the hat. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Workin' on that. And a bra- a bust oughta have a bra. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I ssssee you in red lasssse and a front clasp Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Now- on to the sexing! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks! I can live with that! "Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be Tories..."
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I feel your pain. I have experienced droughts myself. And some of the time that seemed so much better than the alternatives. Like Jim Morrison sang: The cars hiss by my window Like the waves down on the beach The cars hiss by my window Like the waves down on the beach I got this girl beside me But she's out of reach Headlight through my window Shinin' on the wall Headlight through my window Shinin' on the wall Can't hear my baby Though I called and called Windows started tremblin' With a sonic boom Windows started tremblin' With a sonic boom, boom A cold girl'll kill you In a darkened room I couldn't resist- I love that song. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Brilliant response Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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How much exactly does a Greek urn in a week?
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How much exactly does a Greek urn in a week? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Ha! You made me work for that! Omnis cogitatio Greek , sed Im ' propius ad Roman. Graeci admiror , sed realis affinitatem Romanos. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Now everything's dusty and I can't see through my glasses. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You do have that ancient Greek philosopher look about you. Coupled with the posts you make to your blog, I'd say a temple could work for you to spout words of wisdom and otherwise. The site is basically fucked up in so many ways. Photos are only the tip.
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You do have that ancient Greek philosopher look about you. Coupled with the posts you make to your blog, I'd say a temple could work for you to spout words of wisdom and otherwise. The site is basically fucked up in so many ways. Photos are only the tip. The site has a lot of issues, some technical and some structural. And some deeper than that. The blogs though- the blogs are worth being here for, and the people. There are some fine people blogging here. That's worth keeping the place going. Thanks for your great comment. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Your old pic made me think of ZZ top's "Sharp Dressed Man". Your new one brings to mind DaVinci.
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Your old pic made me think of ZZ top's "Sharp Dressed Man". Your new one brings to mind DaVinci. Thanks for visiting, Stilts! Don't be a stranger! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks, Red! Yours is better! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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